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LIBERAL DEBATES - LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STOP CONFUSING ME WITH FACTS! FOX NEWS LIES AND MEDIA MATTERS SAID YOU'RE A POO-POO HEAD! SHUT UP! I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


TAGS: liberals socialists progressives sad pathetic zombie losers
Rating: 4.02/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 6:26 am
Timely


OBAMA ZOMBIES - Can't think for themselves, waiting for their entitlements, thinking money grows on trees




OBAMA'S BRAIN DEAD SUPPORTERS -




ZOMBIE REAGAN - The best reason for liberals to take up guns.




BRAINS! - I need brains!


TAGS: sarah palin stupid zombie snatch
Rating: 2.5/5

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Static - March 18, 2013, 11:37 am
Looks like your mother enjoyed her gangbang.


OBAMA ZOMBIES - No Thinking Required




REPUBLICAN ZOMBIES - Don't have Bra-a-a-a-a-a-ins.




OBAMA ZOMBIES -




LOW INFORMATION VOTERS - Want to feed off of others!




EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE! - Legalize Zombie Marriage; the government has no right to tell you who can and can't marry just because you're dead.


TAGS: legalize marriage zombie
Rating: 4.43/5

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Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:54 am
While there's going to be abuse of all things in life, as humans are naturally somewhat greedy and subversive, it exists in all areas of the spectrum, rich, poor, individual, corporation, democrat, republican, etc.
Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:52 am
That's why I always suggest investing in a cudgel, they require no ammunition, but have a bit higher physical ability requirement.
Cannabal - March 7, 2013, 7:30 am
This is the real reason the gov'ment wants my guns: to allow the zombie menace to grow and take my brain! Not in my backyard!
JGalt - March 7, 2013, 6:34 am
They can't tell you that you can't vote for Democrats either, if you are dead, nor that you can't vote multiple times if you are dead, nor can you not collect and cash welfare checks!


LIBERAL: AN OPEN MINDED INDIVIDUAL - Whose Brain Has Fallen Out!




ZOMBIE REAGAN - Still more conservative than the GOP...I'd vote for him.




OBAMA: ZOMBIE LEADER - Can The Republic Survive a Multitude of Fools? Remember: Even if you defeat Obama, you'll still have to deal with his followers.




DEBT MAN WALKING - The Zombie Apocalypse is coming- to a voting booth near you this November




OBAMA VS. ZOMBIES - FINALLY he does something good for the country !!!




GUNS -




AG SECTY TOM VILSICK - "Foodstamps creates Jobs"- With unemployment at an all time high, then the economy must be booming!




THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Coming this fall- How did the Mayans know?




OBAMA RALLY - They desperately need ....BRAINS!!!




THE DANGER TO AMERICA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA, - but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. The republic can survive an Obama, who is merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools who made him their president.




THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE BRAIN DEAD - When American Conservatives vote... this always happens!




A PICTURE IS WORTH 1,000 WORDS - Or in Obama math- > 4 Trillion words! This explains 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011




DESPERATELY SEEKING BRAINS - Democrats, the party that makes Zombies famous!




DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN IN 2012 - Remember these things don't quit.




BRAINDEAD - Sometimes I wonder.... could this be why liberals get elected- brain-dead voters???




RULE 2 DOUBLE TAP -




DON'T HATE LIBERALS - We're supposed to love vegetables!




AMERICA FINALLY COMING TOGETHER -




IT'S GETTING HARDER TO TELL THEM APART -




YOU TOO - Can be a democrat! Drink the Kool Aid and become an aloof liberal elitist!




Zombie Apocalypse -




HALLOWEEN IS COMING - so is election day




Libs are brain dead -


TAGS: zombie rights
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - September 30, 2014, 6:23 am
So you admit that conservatives are the hosts and liberals are the parasites! Even the liberals that do make some money don't pay taxes and get away with it.
Curlyrocks - September 29, 2014, 8:36 pm
yeah but it's conservatives that will have their brains taxed out of their heads. They're the only ones with enough brains to tax.


THE DEMOCRAT APOCALYPSE - it's already here




THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS COMING - They just won an election!


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - November 18, 2012, 2:35 pm
because he posts 99.9995% of the postings?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 11:55 am
I wonder why he felt that it was?
JGalt - November 17, 2012, 7:16 pm
not posted by VB
fauxnews - November 17, 2012, 3:03 pm
Merle (a character from the walking dead) is actually a racist card carrying Republican. Just saying, vickyboy.
PapaFox - November 17, 2012, 3:02 pm
Got a good laugh out of this one. :-)


VERMONT - Had to have those historic COVERED BRIDGES, that hurricane IRENE washed away! Cutting you off from aid! The powers out! Now GRAMMA'S coffin is floating down MAIN STREET.




THE WAR OF THE PARASITES - is how the Obama regime will be remembered; stealing the wealth and giving it to campaign donors as well as Obama voters




Free yourself -




Who wants to be a...... -




THE DEMOCRAT PARTY- TRYING TO DRAG AMERICA BACK TO THE GRAVE -




DAMMIT!! GET THE SHOTGUN AGAIN! -




PROGRESSIVE HOLLYWOOD? -




OBAMACARE NEEDS TO BE COMPLETELY REPEALED! - Of course there are parts of the healthcare overhaul that I'll put into place.




RESIDENT EVIL - occupies 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Has converted many followers to Obamazombies.




I NEED GUNS - WHAT IF THE GOVERNMENT UNLEASHES ITS HORDE OF BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES ON ME?!




ROMNEY TRYING TO REVIVE HIS CAMPAIGN - Has about as much of a chance as this happening in real-life too.


TAGS: romney zombie revive reboot funny
Rating: 2.3/5

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antr82 - September 24, 2012, 5:51 pm
Looks more like Obama voters to me


PALIN ZOMBIE -


TAGS: zombie sarah palin teabag
Rating: 2.05/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:43 pm
Looks like another ingester of koolaid...or something


ZOMBIE PUTIN - Enjoys Delicious Caviar




BRAINS -




Angry Fire Zombies Unite! -




The true face of the Democrat Party -




HillaryZombies -




What's the diff? -




night of the voting dead -




The EPA has made a slight mistake. -




then...now -




Jeremiah True -


TAGS: doublethink tolerance zombie stats
Rating: 4.5/5

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calron - March 23, 2015, 12:46 am
http://www.politifake.org/bad-apples-purple-people-beaters-politics-61824.html I never said they where all bad, or even most. But one side tends to get a pass on this more than the other.
DebtToAmerica - March 22, 2015, 7:45 pm
"the existence of bigoted idiots who call themselves liberals means that all liberals are bad!" "what? a few bad eggs in the republican party doesnt make all conservatives bad!"


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